“Horse!” thought Halycon Sage

Halycon Sage was wallowing in self-pity over in the darkest corner of the Canis Fidelis Juice Bar and Grill (formerly the Dirty Dog Bar). It was a good thing there was no more alcohol, either here or anywhere else, or he might have been tempted. The cause of his sad...
Important Message from Fatty Lumpkin re: Meerkats!

Important Message from Fatty Lumpkin re: Meerkats!

Meerkats! First, who is Fatty Lumpkin? (Or, alternatively, F. Atty. Lumpkin, Esq.)? While this is an important question that will be answered in the fullness of time, we have more pressing matters to deal with at the moment, so will be preceding to the vital public...