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Now that we’ve got your attention . . . “What??” you say. “Is Halycon Sage dead??? Or is this merely some publicity ploy, perhaps leading up to the publication of yet another two-sentence vampire novel?” Well, sort of. Due to a series of unfortunate circumstances...

Great, another terrible title. This is the new book, rapidly nearing completion. The title is an in-joke, and it’s quite funny, but also a very stupid idea for a title, because to get the joke, you have to have read the book, and if the title doesn’t attract anyone...

They just do. Maybe he attracts them somehow, or perhaps it’s something to do with the way his mind works, simultaneously perceiving at least two disparate halves of reality at any given moment. The most recent silly incidents both involve the internet. “How can...

Halycon Sage had been pouting and refusing to write since February, and it was now October. Not very productive! Of course this was only true in the timeline of the Alternate Universe and did not affect the small, continuously-name-changing town where he lived with...

You may have noticed a theory circulating in the best literary circles that Fatty Lumpkin (F. Atty. Lumpkin, Esq.) is actually the unnamed Orange Cat who appears briefly in The Life and Times of Halycon Sage. While remaining silent on this issue, the Author has...

“Halycon Sage was life, simplicity, Reality, the breath of mystery – the thing we all believe before we don’t. That was Halycon Sage.” – The Life and Times of Halycon Sage So, here’s the good news: The doors and portals, Aladdin’s Cave (with far better jewels than...

Fatty Lumpkin has decided he should be fed in the middle of every night, and has instituted Pavlovian training to that effect. Polite requests such as waking the subject/minion (me) with a direct look in the eyes and a pointed meow having failed, and there being no...

WHEREAS, the Undersigned is a Feline American, to wit, a Traditional Tabby (as opposed to a Mackerel Tabby), being of the Bi-Colored and Striped Persuasion, to wit, Orange and White; and WHEREAS, the Undersigned is a fully trained and qualified attorney, as is...

Tarzun Returns: A Simple Person for Complex Times (with Apologies to Edgar Rice Burroughs and Johnny Weissmuller) Does anybody remember the old Tarzan movies starring Johnny Weissmuller? A significant feature was his dialogue, always simple and to the point. “Tarzan...