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This blog is about the adventures of Halycon Sage …………………. and much more – your comments and contributions are most welcome!
Halycon Sage Trailer: the Video! (not the mobile home)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZZs6_pvhRo
read moreHalycon Sage, Back from the Dead!
Now that we’ve got your attention . . . “What??” you say. “Is Halycon Sage dead??? Or is this merely some publicity ploy, perhaps leading up to the publication of yet another two-sentence vampire novel?” Well, sort of. Due to a series of unfortunate circumstances...
read moreWorking Title: This Book is Not Called, “SQUID!”
Great, another terrible title. This is the new book, rapidly nearing completion. The title is an in-joke, and it’s quite funny, but also a very stupid idea for a title, because to get the joke, you have to have read the book, and if the title doesn’t attract anyone...
read moreSilly Things Happen to Halycon Sage
They just do. Maybe he attracts them somehow, or perhaps it’s something to do with the way his mind works, simultaneously perceiving at least two disparate halves of reality at any given moment. The most recent silly incidents both involve the internet. “How can...
read moreCarving a Horse Out of Wood
Halycon Sage had been pouting and refusing to write since February, and it was now October. Not very productive! Of course this was only true in the timeline of the Alternate Universe and did not affect the small, continuously-name-changing town where he lived with...
read moreFrom the Author: “This Cat is a Genius”
You may have noticed a theory circulating in the best literary circles that Fatty Lumpkin (F. Atty. Lumpkin, Esq.) is actually the unnamed Orange Cat who appears briefly in The Life and Times of Halycon Sage. While remaining silent on this issue, the Author has...
read moreOn the Bright, Luminous, Flashing Side . . .
“Halycon Sage was life, simplicity, Reality, the breath of mystery – the thing we all believe before we don’t. That was Halycon Sage.” – The Life and Times of Halycon Sage So, here’s the good news: The doors and portals, Aladdin’s Cave (with far better jewels than...
read more“This Cat is a Genius”: from The Lumpkin Diaries
Fatty Lumpkin has decided he should be fed in the middle of every night, and has instituted Pavlovian training to that effect. Polite requests such as waking the subject/minion (me) with a direct look in the eyes and a pointed meow having failed, and there being no...
read moreIn the Matter of Cat vs. the Orange Impostor: Petition, Deposition, Repetition and Prayer for Relief
WHEREAS, the Undersigned is a Feline American, to wit, a Traditional Tabby (as opposed to a Mackerel Tabby), being of the Bi-Colored and Striped Persuasion, to wit, Orange and White; and WHEREAS, the Undersigned is a fully trained and qualified attorney, as is...
read moreTarzun Refer to Self in Third Person
Tarzun Returns: A Simple Person for Complex Times (with Apologies to Edgar Rice Burroughs and Johnny Weissmuller) Does anybody remember the old Tarzan movies starring Johnny Weissmuller? A significant feature was his dialogue, always simple and to the point. “Tarzan...
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