Welcome to the Adventures of Halycon Sage
…first chronicled in The Life and Times of Halycon Sage or The Last Book Ever Published… and new adventures in the latest book:
The Book of Squidly Light – The Continuing Chronicles of Halycon Sage
Your comments and contributions are most welcome!
Thanx, said the Manx
What is the Eel Pout pouting about? "I'm a fish, I can't fly, but I long for the sky." "Well, if you were a snail you'd be missing a tail, And I don't have one either, no thanx," said the Manx. "Did you have it removed, did it get in your way? Was it lost in some war...
But Then . . .
Perhaps one day this will all be over. I will travel the world in a light-powered plane, light as a glider, sun-powered. Light and light, light upon light, and visit the animals. So many dark and probable dreams, why not one light, sweet, crazy dream of hope? I will...
The Most Annoying Aliens in the Galaxy
This is NOT a Snrrr. They look nothing like this, but the picture perfectly expresses their collective personality. One of the most annoying alien races in the galaxy, heck, maybe in the whole multiverse, are the Snrrr. And the obnoxious thing about them is...
“Don’t Panic” (And Bring a Towel)
THIS IS ONLY A TEST. HAD IT BEEN AN ACTUAL ALERT YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN INSTRUCTED TO VACATE YOUR PLANET FOR A MINIMUM OF 48 HOURS WHILE INTERGALACTIC ALIENS CAME TO STRAIGHTEN OUT YOUR MESS.
Why George the Tree? It started with “Messiah”!
When I watched Netflix' Messiah, an aspect of one review surprised me. They said we'd see it through the eyes of a female CIA agent and an Israeli interrogator. Heck no! I didn't identify with either of them for a moment! I saw it through the eyes of a huge, streaming...
“My name is Tree, but call me George”
If You're Raised by a Nonconformist to be a Nonconformist and It Works, Does That Make You a Conformist? Because, you see, you're doing what you were brought up to do, what is expected. First responses to this question ranged from confusion ("Yes, no, maybe? Hopscotch...
Confused? Ask Karima!
Hello, dear readers and friends. It has come to my attention that certain things in my books are immediately understandable (and hilarious) to some, but incomprehensible and frustrating to others. The perfect example is the hero's best friend, Alexander Preisczech....
Reparations for the Animals
Oh One Without a Second, I come before you as a lawyer—not by trade and training, but by my nature—asking Compensation and Reparations for the Animals. With discarnate Cat Attorney Fatty Lumpkin (F. Atty. Lumpkin, Esq.) and A Certain Horse, I come before you, not as...
THIS kind of book!
BOOKS! My very favorites have certain commonalities. They can be simple or complex; classed as Adult, YA or Children's; as Literature, Fiction, Sci-Fi, Mystery, Nonfiction or Fantasy. But most share these things: First, a game, a maze, a challenge: a schematic of the...
This is an OUTRAGE! A Cat-Attorney Speaks
WHEREAS, WHEREIN, AND HERETOFORE, a most shocking thing has happened and I, (F. Atty. Lumpkin, Esq.), want to know who will remediate this outrage with chicken, fish, and catfood? The Book of Squidly Light, in its first duly published edition, begins this way:...
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