Welcome to the Adventures of Halycon Sage

…first chronicled in The Life and Times of Halycon Sage or The Last Book Ever Published…

More Adventures Coming Soon:  Squid! (not the real title, but you’ll see….)

Your comments and contributions are most welcome!

RUN!!!!

Imaginary author Halycon Sage is back . . . along with some paranormally gifted intergalactic alien SQUID!!! While you might not need to run from these visually fascinating and sociologically complex creatures, you may want to run to get this book as soon as it's...

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Halycon Sage, Back from the Dead!

Now that we’ve got your attention . . . “What??” you say. “Is Halycon Sage dead??? Or is this merely some publicity ploy, perhaps leading up to the publication of yet another two-sentence vampire novel?” Well, sort of. Due to a series of unfortunate circumstances...

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Silly Things Happen to Halycon Sage

They just do. Maybe he attracts them somehow, or perhaps it’s something to do with the way his mind works, simultaneously perceiving at least two disparate halves of reality at any given moment. The most recent silly incidents both involve the internet. “How can...

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Carving a Horse Out of Wood

Halycon Sage had been pouting and refusing to write since February, and it was now October. Not very productive! Of course this was only true in the timeline of the Alternate Universe and did not affect the small, continuously-name-changing town where he lived with...

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From the Author: “This Cat is a Genius”

You may have noticed a theory circulating in the best literary circles that Fatty Lumpkin (F. Atty. Lumpkin, Esq.) is actually the unnamed Orange Cat who appears briefly in The Life and Times of Halycon Sage. While remaining silent on this issue, the Author has...

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On the Bright, Luminous, Flashing Side . . .

“Halycon Sage was life, simplicity, Reality, the breath of mystery – the thing we all believe before we don’t. That was Halycon Sage.” – The Life and Times of Halycon Sage So, here’s the good news: The doors and portals, Aladdin’s Cave (with far better jewels than...

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Tarzun Refer to Self in Third Person

Tarzun Returns: A Simple Person for Complex Times (with Apologies to Edgar Rice Burroughs and Johnny Weissmuller) Does anybody remember the old Tarzan movies starring Johnny Weissmuller? A significant feature was his dialogue, always simple and to the point. “Tarzan...

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