Welcome to the Adventures of Halycon Sage
…first chronicled in The Life and Times of Halycon Sage or The Last Book Ever Published… and new adventures in the latest book:
The Book of Squidly Light – The Continuing Chronicles of Halycon Sage
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Literary Lion Sinks to Unspeakable Depths!
"Basel Vasselschnauzer, literary critic extraordinaire, had become a floor sitter!" Now, we don't usually share quotes from The Chronicles of Halycon Sage, but someone recently inquired how Basel Vasselschnauzer, surely the most dignified man on the planet, had come...
Alien Time Travel Scandal Spins Out of Control!
As a young alien Squid remarked recently, there's always more to say about any topic. Anything at all can be explored into infinite depth. Everything is a hologram, containing copies and images of itself down to and beyond the microscopic level so that, with the...
Two Worlds Meet: Hand Shakes Tentacle
SQUID: You ask what was I thinking during that historic first meeting? Well, it could have been historic, but for the conduct of the Eartheans later that same minor-sun-cycle. As it turned out, it's a wonder we even . . . but I have been instructed not to say too...
Sometimes It Takes a Child . . .
" 'You, kid!' she called out an open window. 'Get everybody to the Dirty Dog in thirty minutes. Step on it!' 'Step on what?' asked Nuri. He was brilliant, though very young, and did not have a particularly literal mind, but the constant switching between Arabic,...
Halycon Sage Ruminates
What if you were writing an imaginary world and you suddenly found out it might just be real, that every dog, cat, buzzard and eagle in it had feelings and you were responsible for them all? And for all their eggs and relatives and ecosystems? What if some funny...
My Walrus Baptism
Baptized by a walrus, snuffled by an elephant . . . and don't get me started on parrots! If you've read The Book of Squidly Light or The Life and Times of Halycon Sage, you might know that I love animals. And earlier in life, spaced decades apart, I had sudden...
“Potato-nose!” says Basel Vasselschnauzer
Dear Readers,* a glance in the mirror this morning reveals that my nose looks just like a potato! A whole, boiled potato! Don't tell me that I'm getting older and these things happen -- besides being known for my brilliant writing and my exquisite taste in clothing...
Theosaurus: Most Ecclesiastical of Dinosaurs
NOTHING IN THIS POST is meant to offend you whatever type of dinosaur you are, or even if you're a mammal! Or a crustacean or something. After frequently finding myself at the wrong web address while trying to access thesaurus.com, I have learned two things. 1. I...
Thanx, said the Manx
What is the Eel Pout pouting about? "I'm a fish, I can't fly, but I long for the sky." "Well, if you were a snail you'd be missing a tail, And I don't have one either, no thanx," said the Manx. "Did you have it removed, did it get in your way? Was it lost in some war...
But Then . . .
Perhaps one day this will all be over. I will travel the world in a light-powered plane, light as a glider, sun-powered. Light and light, light upon light, and visit the animals. So many dark and probable dreams, why not one light, sweet, crazy dream of hope? I will...
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