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Cat Attorney Self-Discloses: The Lumpkin Diaries Begin!

Cat Attorney Self-Discloses: The Lumpkin Diaries Begin!

If you know The Book of Squidly Light, you may know that the Cat Fatty Lumpkin is on record as lamenting his regrettable Lack of Thumbs, and you may also know that Another Character has been privileged to read his diary. Almost no one else has seen it! However, due to...
So the Squid are Telepathic? And They Apologize to Shrimp??

So the Squid are Telepathic? And They Apologize to Shrimp??

TechieSquid had finished The Prayer of Profound Apology to Our Brothers, the Shrimp, made necessary by his careless mental use of the derogatory word “shrimpy”. Unaddressed, such thoughtlessness could affect the sleeping minds nearby and create ripples of...
No-Name Stupid Does Not Speak

No-Name Stupid Does Not Speak

I’m not going to say anything. As you should probably know at your age, horses don’t talk. (Not meaning to seem condescending . . .) Now if you were an eight-foot-tall sparkling alien Squid with really nice manners, it would be different, because they can...
Two Worlds Meet: Hand Shakes Tentacle

Two Worlds Meet: Hand Shakes Tentacle

SQUID: You ask what was I thinking during that historic first meeting? Well, it could have been historic, but for the conduct of the Eartheans later that same minor-sun-cycle. As it turned out, it’s a wonder we even . . . but I have been instructed not to say...
Sometimes It Takes a Child . . .

Sometimes It Takes a Child . . .

” ‘You, kid!’ she called out an open window. ‘Get everybody to the Dirty Dog in thirty minutes. Step on it!’ ‘Step on what?’ asked Nuri. He was brilliant, though very young, and did not have a particularly literal mind, but...
The Most Annoying Aliens in the Galaxy

The Most Annoying Aliens in the Galaxy

This is NOT a Snrrr. They look nothing like this, but the picture perfectly expresses their collective personality.   One of the most annoying alien races in the galaxy, heck, maybe in the whole multiverse, are the Snrrr. And the obnoxious thing about them is...