THIS IS ONLY A TEST. HAD IT BEEN AN ACTUAL ALERT YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN INSTRUCTED TO VACATE YOUR PLANET FOR A MINIMUM OF 48 HOURS WHILE INTERGALACTIC ALIENS CAME TO STRAIGHTEN OUT YOUR MESS. ...
Since books that sound alike are sometimes grouped together in the public mind, we of the LightSQUIDian Federation and the Dry Gulch Creek Editorial Board hereby repudiate any similarity between The Book of Squidly Light and various horror publications with titles or...
If you didn’t grow up speaking Arabic (or possibly Persian or Turkish), you’re probably not familiar with the phrase, “There’ll be apricots in the morning.” While this might sound delightful, especially if you like apricots, it’s...
“Captain, it appears there is another relevant text from the EarthWorld, unrelated to the one we’ve already found.” TechieSquid paused. “Or only barely related.” “Which of the . . . areas we are studying does it hale from?”...
“Tom was here before the river and the trees…He made paths before the Big People, and saw the Little People arriving…When the Elves passed westward, Tom was already here, before the seas were bent…before the Dark Lord came from Outside.”* TOM BOMBADIL! Sound...
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