Nov 12, 2020
8/18/14 I’m a partially outdoor cat now and must get my sleep. – F. Lumpkin (Evidently the indoor only policy had wavered somewhat at this time.)
Jun 7, 2020
9/19/14 Weather variable, date whatever. Dear Diary, only in your kindly pages would I disclose what I am about to say. So glad I have you to talk to, Diary! Okay, here it is: Though I am a most dominant and daring cat in the areas of food-stealing and sneaking...
May 8, 2020
If you know The Book of Squidly Light, you may know that the Cat Fatty Lumpkin is on record as lamenting his regrettable Lack of Thumbs, and you may also know that Another Character has been privileged to read his diary. Almost no one else has seen it! However, due to...
Feb 22, 2020
What is the Eel Pout pouting about? “I’m a fish, I can’t fly, but I long for the sky.” “Even so, like the whale, you’ve an elegant tail,” “Don’t have it, don’t want it, no thanx,” said the Manx....
Nov 20, 2019
Somewhere far, far away, there are kitten trees. But if you try to pick one before they are ripe, the tree will slap you. No one is ever mean to them. While a few let go earlier, most of the unpicked drift to the ground in autumn, and majestic mother cats climb out of...
Aug 31, 2019
We on the Book of Squidly Light Publication Team have received a comment from an anonymous dog. Feeling that The Cat Fatty Lumpkin (deceased) is the best one to handle this inquiry, which is not precisely relevant to what we are doing, we have turned the matter over...
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