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Thanx, said the Manx

Thanx, said the Manx

What is the Eel Pout pouting about? “I’m a fish, I can’t fly, but I long for the sky.” “Well, if you were a snail you’d be missing a tail, And I don’t have one either, no thanx,” said the Manx. “Did you have it...
Kitten Trees

Kitten Trees

Somewhere far, far away, there are kitten trees. But if you try to pick one before they are ripe, the tree will slap you. No one is ever mean to them. While a few let go earlier, most of the unpicked drift to the ground in autumn, and majestic mother cats climb out of...
Why Are There No “Dogagories?”

Why Are There No “Dogagories?”

We on the Book of Squidly Light Publication Team have received a comment from an anonymous dog. Feeling that The Cat Fatty Lumpkin (deceased) is the best one to handle this inquiry, which is not precisely relevant to what we are doing, we have turned the matter over...
Bill the Cat and the Holy Sparks

Bill the Cat and the Holy Sparks

The words “cathect” and “cathexis” are frustrating because they have a wonderful meaning combined with a truly horrid sound. When my cat throws up, he inexplicably runs backwards, making the sounds of someone who has swallowed a hair or a non-lethal fish bone....