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Fatty’s Mysterious Illness! The Lumpkin Diaries Part 2

Fatty’s Mysterious Illness! The Lumpkin Diaries Part 2

9/19/14   Weather variable, date whatever. Dear Diary, only in your kindly pages would I disclose what I am about to say. So glad I have you to talk to, Diary! Okay, here it is: Though I am a most dominant and daring cat in the areas of food-stealing and sneaking...
Cat Attorney Self-Discloses: The Lumpkin Diaries Begin!

Cat Attorney Self-Discloses: The Lumpkin Diaries Begin!

If you know The Book of Squidly Light, you may know that the Cat Fatty Lumpkin is on record as lamenting his regrettable Lack of Thumbs, and you may also know that Another Character has been privileged to read his diary. Almost no one else has seen it! However, due to...
Thanx, said the Manx

Thanx, said the Manx

What is the Eel Pout pouting about? “I’m a fish, I can’t fly, but I long for the sky.” “Even so, like the whale, you’ve an elegant tail,” “Don’t have it, don’t want it, no thanx,” said the Manx....
Kitten Trees

Kitten Trees

Somewhere far, far away, there are kitten trees. But if you try to pick one before they are ripe, the tree will slap you. No one is ever mean to them. While a few let go earlier, most of the unpicked drift to the ground in autumn, and majestic mother cats climb out of...
Why Are There No “Dogagories?”

Why Are There No “Dogagories?”

We on the Book of Squidly Light Publication Team have received a comment from an anonymous dog. Feeling that The Cat Fatty Lumpkin (deceased) is the best one to handle this inquiry, which is not precisely relevant to what we are doing, we have turned the matter over...