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Fatty’s Mysterious Illness! The Lumpkin Diaries Part 2

Fatty’s Mysterious Illness! The Lumpkin Diaries Part 2

9/19/14   Weather variable, date whatever. Dear Diary, only in your kindly pages would I disclose what I am about to say. So glad I have you to talk to, Diary! Okay, here it is: Though I am a most dominant and daring cat in the areas of food-stealing and sneaking...
Cat Attorney Self-Discloses: The Lumpkin Diaries Begin!

Cat Attorney Self-Discloses: The Lumpkin Diaries Begin!

If you know The Book of Squidly Light, you may know that the Cat Fatty Lumpkin is on record as lamenting his regrettable Lack of Thumbs, and you may also know that Another Character has been privileged to read his diary. Almost no one else has seen it! However, due to...
Reparations for the Animals

Reparations for the Animals

Oh One Without a Second, I come before you as a lawyer—not by trade and training, but by my nature—asking Compensation and Reparations for the Animals. With discarnate Cat Attorney Fatty Lumpkin (F. Atty. Lumpkin, Esq.) and A Certain Horse, I come before you, not as...
This is an OUTRAGE! A Cat-Attorney Speaks

This is an OUTRAGE! A Cat-Attorney Speaks

WHEREAS, WHEREIN, AND HERETOFORE, a most shocking thing has happened and I, (F. Atty. Lumpkin, Esq.), want to know who will remediate this outrage with chicken, fish, and catfood? The Book of Squidly Light, in its first duly published edition, begins this way:...
Why Are There No “Dogagories?”

Why Are There No “Dogagories?”

We on the Book of Squidly Light Publication Team have received a comment from an anonymous dog. Feeling that The Cat Fatty Lumpkin (deceased) is the best one to handle this inquiry, which is not precisely relevant to what we are doing, we have turned the matter over...
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