Dear Tabby, that famous feline advice columnist (“Advice for Cats from Cats”) just had a little discussion with the Halycon Sage Editing Team.

Dear Tabby: I’m starting to get annoyed! When is The Book of Lighted Squid coming out? I have been waiting so long to read it!

Editing Team: October. We’re almost sure, October.

Dear Tabby (a.k.a. Tyranokitty): Well it had &*%$#* well better, or you will FEEL MY WRATH!