9/19/14 Weather variable, date whatever. Dear Diary, only in your kindly pages would I disclose what I am about to say. So glad I have you to talk to, Diary! Okay, here it is: Though I am a most dominant and daring cat in the areas of food-stealing and sneaking...
Oh One Without a Second, I come before you as a lawyer—not by trade and training, but by my nature—asking Compensation and Reparations for the Animals. With discarnate Cat Attorney Fatty Lumpkin (F. Atty. Lumpkin, Esq.) and A Certain Horse, I come before you, not as...
It was in Reno a summer or two ago, next to the frozen food wall at one end of a supermarket on a golden afternoon. Best-friend-from-college Jeneane and I were picking up a few items. There he was: Halycon Sage, the hero of my metafictional novels, hub and center of...
We on the Book of Squidly Light Publication Team have received a comment from an anonymous dog. Feeling that The Cat Fatty Lumpkin (deceased) is the best one to handle this inquiry, which is not precisely relevant to what we are doing, we have turned the matter over...
WHEREAS, the Undersigned is a Feline American, to wit, a Traditional Tabby (as opposed to a Mackerel Tabby), being of the Bi-Colored and Striped Persuasion, to wit, Orange and White; and WHEREAS, the Undersigned is a fully trained and qualified attorney, as is...
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